Um.
February 25th, 2007 by 
Gigerpunk
Yup, for those aspirational-types who are bored with the delights of Poundland, want something new and are willing to spend that little bit more (well, ok 100% more), there's now 2-pound-land.
Sorry, it's "Only2 - The Original £2 Store™" isn't it? Silly me.
And where's it located? Directly across the street from Poundland of course…
And don't worry, if you have to go to Poundland because you can't afford the sky-high prices at Poundstretcher, Hyper-value or (heaven forbid!) Wilkinsons, they've got a sale on - a 1/2 price sale at that! Bargain!
So, that's the new 2-pound store "Only2", located opposite Poundland, with a half price sale on.
Word fail me.
March 5th, 2007 at 4:42 am
You probably thought I wouldn’t check your page, didn’t you Psybernoid? I did and this struck me as rather hilarious. All we have are 99cent stores and the Dollar Tree and about 100 more variations on that theme. A 2£ store is just brilliant. Did you know there is not a £ symbol on Merikan keyboards, I had to go get it from MS Word. My house smells like spaghetti-os! Rambling now. The Mr. Shrieky-Stab is still the best thing I’ve seen on here though…