Now, who could possibly forget last year, when Lordi took the title?
Personally I'm not a fan of Eurovision, never have been, and never will be. But last year, well, that was just pure entertainment - a bunch of latex-covered metal merchants playing what is generally a twee and pompous affair and they won!
So, all things considered, you would think that what happened last year, would be taken into account by all countries which participate in Eurovision this year.
You'd think that, but no. What the UK has put forward is frankly, a bloody joke.
Witness…Scooch.
Riiiight.
That's really representative of what the country produces in musical terms isn't it?
Why can't the people who work these things out actually approach some normal, hardworking bands and ask them to write a song?
I suppose the reason is that anyone with even a degree of musical talent, or one iota of self-esteem, isn't going to want to make a fool of themselves in this competition.
I suspect Lordi did it just for laughs, I really do.